partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible. - Things I’ll teach my children (via aworldofexperiences)

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN

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Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong. - Mandy Hale (via theblanknotebook)

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